I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
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it was like eating out sand paper
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
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Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
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