is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
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whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
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My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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