you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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