Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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