There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
you never un-have a 4some
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
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