question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
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that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
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He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
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