It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
what day is it and did you see me today?
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
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