So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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