That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
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Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
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He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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