honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
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I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
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Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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