just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
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Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
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After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
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