Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
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