He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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