at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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