Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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