Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Your cock deserves a montage
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
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