I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
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Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
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His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks