Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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