She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
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i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
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I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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