isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
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she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
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I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
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