im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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