They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
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Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
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The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
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