Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
Terrible idea I love it
What should've been a 10 minute beer run turned into her having a 40 minute mental breakdown in my car while in the parking lot. She then asked if she could live at my house and be my girlfriend. Her finishing act was stealing my peanut m&m's.
Well, when a girl introduces herself as "stormy" and gets your number from her boyfriends phone, I'd say that your situation is to be expected.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
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