i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
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we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
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It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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