He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
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I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
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When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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