This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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