three words: i give head
three words: not that well
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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