I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
I ACCIDENTALLY HOOKED UP WITH A GUY WHO HAS A NICHOLAS CAGE POSTER ABOVE HIS BED I CANT HANDLE LIFE.
The universe is either telling you 1. you make terrible decisions or 2. its time to let go of your hatred of Cage.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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