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• (631): View more from New York

  Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets

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• (972): View more from Texas

  I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.

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• (713): View more from Texas

  She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice

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• (907): View more from Alaska

  I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.

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  I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  Cops are just so fun an beautifuk

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• (479): View more from Arkansas

  There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.

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• (406): View more from Montana

  I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.

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• (831): View more from California

  Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?

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