I bet he comes in French.
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
Randomize
