Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
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it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
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It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.