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On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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