yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
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