I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
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No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
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Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
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