she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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