I'll bet she douches with gravy.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
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