To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
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