"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
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the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
We don't watch enough power rangers
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
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I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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