I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
Randomize
