It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
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Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
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Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
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