But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I have already put on my inside pants.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Randomize
