If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
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