I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
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update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
i've created a new STD.
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I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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