i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
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I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
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What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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