Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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