I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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