Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
I enjoy the company of your penis
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Randomize
