you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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