when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
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please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
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They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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