Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
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we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
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Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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