well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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