we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
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What did I eat last night that was bloody?
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
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In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
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