she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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