Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
