Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
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