Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
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so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
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i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
You ate ashes out of my bong
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
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