Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
Randomize
